This article was written in the purest flash of inspiration during all of my career in online writing (well, so far). It practically wrote itself.
I had just spent a few hours surfing the Web, browsing piles of rubbish, drowning in ads, reading the nightmarish absurdities and being drained out of energy in the speed of light. I recall I was also pretty angry then for personal reasons, and mixture of these circumstances fruited with the edgy, slightly sarcastic and unexpectedly funny piece on dark side of the Internet.
I generally like the Web, you know. I work with it, goddamnit. I've stumbled upon great things/acts/people/ideas that otherwise I would have no chance to meet. But let's be honest - the really good stuff takes up maybe 10% of the web space, the rest is total (and mostly corporate) shit fountain. Looking for something funky is sometimes satisfying, because it closely resembles treasure hunt.
On other days I just feel I'm drowning in shit.
Writing about it was an effective way of letting the steam off, and the result is actually pretty good.
Bon appetit.